Tasso's back

Tasso had a great time fishing, and now he's back to tell us about his trip.

Suzanne golfed yesterday, and Aaron (The Icepack) Rand played a bit of baseball, and he's paying the price today.(ouch)

A goofy show already! A drum intro for you to guess, this one from Devo (Whip it)

Top 4 ways we're keepin' it green here at Q92, and then the mayor calls! Busy Monday.

Friday morning and Tasso's still fishin'

We're here though, getting through the last little bit of the week.

Email joke time once again, this one's from Beatrice:
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded , "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot, when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He
can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defence attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to
approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."

We play just one note of a song intro and Massimo gets it in no time. Actually, Sarah the intern got it in 1 second. Suzanne got it as well, kind of.

We played a little yes/no for the kids, but again, no winner. Maybe next week.

Winnie is not too happy about Aaron's lack of a recommendation he gave the mayors office for her.

We play back a call from Tasso - from his so-called fishing trip. Maybe we should have listened to it first? (Nah)

That's it for now, have a great weekend!

No Tasso!

Tasso's not here today and tomorrow, he's off on his yearly fishing trip.

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasso_ham)

Still a fun day. Aaron won his American Idol bet, that means he gets a free pizza! Nobody could believe some of the weird stuff on the show last night, Mike Myers, ZZ Top, George Michael, you name it.

Suzanne's still having fun with her Indian Jones whip and special theme for traffic.

Hey Tasso called, and he told us about all the food he and the guys brought up. Apparently they're "cutting back" this year. (Yeah right)

"Viking!"

Congratulations to Maria who won the big prize last night!

The big day!

Today's the day for our big draw, are you entered???

Tasso wants to run for public office, not for change, just for the pension plan.

Lots of giveaways to get to today - we're actually starting early with some 80's percussion; "Diana Ross - Upside Down" Suzanne got it!

Winnie called to do Aaron a "favor". I think the passes might have been for her...

A special Indiana Jones traffic theme for Suzanne today, with added whip sounds!

Karla's on the phone! We missed her, it's been a while. She went to watch the Montreal Impact play on Monday night and had a great time, maybe too great?

Another drum intro - an EASY one this time. "Rock with you" MJ.

Time for an SR email joke (slightly risque)

Paddy met Mick in the street and said,

"Paddy, will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife in future?"

"Why?" Paddy asked.

"Because," said Mick, "all the street was laughing when they saw you making love yesterday."

Mick said, "Silly buggers, the laugh's on them.

I wasn't home yesterday."

The Mayor is quite sad about Frank Zampino leaving politics after all these years. By the way he's holding auditions for the job all summer.

Tasso's off fishing, so we won't see him until Monday! See you at the draw tonight.

Another rainy day

Back to work Tuesday for everybody (we were here yesterday!)

Let's share a Bentley! Aaron found an ad for a car that would cost nearly three grand a month. Can you imagine? We considered sharing it and taking it for a week each, but maybe not.

Another 80's song for you to guess, this one's from Starship "Nothing's gonna stop us now"

Tasso finds there isn't enough variety when he goes shopping, for deodorant, toothpaste, you name it. Aaron finds there's actually too much.

More of the Top 4 signs you've been mislead by your travel agent.

Celine Dion wants to be voted "Sexiest Montrealer" on our poll, she even called to solicit votes!

Kim from the Gym called and made everybody's head spin! She needs to cut back on the coffee!

Time for an email joke from Anna:
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.

When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.

"What seems to be the problem?"
The wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.

After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.

He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened. The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"

The husband scratched his head and replied...
"I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."



Are you smarter than Lenny? Well, some people are anyway.

Top 4 once again and we're out of here!

Happy Victoria Day

First things first: Aaron found his wallet AND his pen this weekend.

Some stuff open, some stuff is closed, you've gotta call your respective borough.

Nobody on the roads, except for us this morning.

We have an 80's song for you to guess and even Suzanne got it! (for once) It was "Walk like an Egyptian" from the Bangles.

Email joke time, this one's from Frank:
Returning home from work, a blond was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarised. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the woman ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps put her face in her hands and moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"

Lenny the intern is out waiting to have someone tell him that they love him. He's got an Indiana Jones movie pass for ya if you're convincing.He's got a whole bunch of people there vying for his love, but so far the guys are winning.

Winnie TRIED to find Aaron's wallet this weekend, and she wasn't too happy to hear that he found it on his own.

Closing off with the Top 4, and we're off to enjoy the rest of Victoria Day!

Laser Friday!

This just in: On this day in history, the first functioning laser was demonstrated! (piew! piew!)

Aaron lost his wallet(again)and his favorite pen. There's a reward for the wallet by the way.

Top 4 least popular Beatles memorabilia items are great!

Another tough 80's song to guess; "Valerie" from Steve Winwood.

Winnie called up to let Aaron know she's taking care of his lawn, and not looking for his wallet. (she's quite busy)

The next 80's hit was easy; "Addicted to love" by Robert Palmer. Chris got it, but Suzanne didn't know the name.

Have a great long weekend!