Aaron tells us about a "ticket" he got on his car, but it just turned out to be a flier promoting Bill 101.

Did you hear about the riot after the Billy Joel show? A bunch of baby-boomers demanded a group discount on their Lattes at the Starbucks on Sherbrooke street. Just kidding.

Aaron reads us an email he's a little embarrassed about - it wasn't THAT bad.

Aaron is addicted to blue Gatorade and he needs to go to rehab to kick it. Let's all wish him luck!

The Mayor is back on the phone explaining what he was doing in Haiti. Turns out he was buying Gopher wood. He's now bought a bunch of rafts to transport citizens to dry land.

Time for "are you smarter than Lenny the intern?" let's see how he does: OK, 1 for 2!

Email joke time, from Phillip

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast, he says "no thanks, this Viagra is really killing my appetite" then she offers him lunch, same thing. Finally she says; "how about dinner?" He says; "no thanks, the Viagra is really killing my appetite" so she says "well will you let me up, I'm starving"

John called to fill Aaron in on a few things. OK, a lot of things.

Hey Renato's on the phone! What a great guy, he'd be willing to go to the Habs game alone if we could only get him one ticket.

Uh oh, this Winnie vs. John thing is heating up I think. She really hates him!