
Friday morning and Tasso's still fishin'
We're here though, getting through the last little bit of the week.
Email joke time once again, this one's from Beatrice:
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded , "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot, when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He
can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defence attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to
approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."
We play just one note of a song intro and Massimo gets it in no time. Actually, Sarah the intern got it in 1 second. Suzanne got it as well, kind of.
We played a little yes/no for the kids, but again, no winner. Maybe next week.
Winnie is not too happy about Aaron's lack of a recommendation he gave the mayors office for her.
We play back a call from Tasso - from his so-called fishing trip. Maybe we should have listened to it first? (Nah)
That's it for now, have a great weekend!








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