Happy May Day

First day of May, silly one too! That lost lion story gets us going.

Suzanne tells us about some rules of the game if you play golf - they're kinda silly.

Another crazy, silly day. Good top 4 list, positives to high gas prices.

We got Elvis Presley on the phone to discuss what would have been his 41st anniversary. He's not pulling any punches.

We play a commercial for a new medication called Style-Enol. It sounds like something that might be useful.

Aaron tells us a classic joke, here it is:
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?"

The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since an Efficiency Expert visited our restaurant... He determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."

The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"

The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same Efficiency Expert determined that we spend to much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my you-know-what. When I need to go, I simply pull the string, do my thing, and then return to work. Having never touched myself, there really is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."

"Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get it back in your pants?"

"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."

Our buddy Renato - he's not too happy about the game last night, so he's having a special for any member of the Montreal Canadiens (double price)

Lenny the intern is once again - smart!

See you tomorrow!