Thursday, January 31, 2008

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Bad day for deliveries

“Crush” by Jennifer Page gets everybody going on Orange crush soft drinks and some reminiscing about old-school soda.

It’s supposed to snow tomorrow, big time. Tasso doesn’t want Aaron to make a big deal about it.

We speak to Tammy who’ll be going on her lunch date soon. She’s having a bit of fun deciding.

Bridezilla time once again, this time it’s from a guy!

The mayor calls with some info about his parking “ignitiative”

Today was the first time we’ve ever played fact or fiction and gotten a winner on the first call! Nicely done!

Lenny the intern is in Kansas City, bad weather, bad idea.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Rainy Wednesday

“I’m going to the Super Bowl!”

Aaron is actually going to the game (today’s his birthday by the way)

We talk about the rough drive coming into work this morning, the weather is about to get really wacky.

We play Aaron his birthday song with everybody singing (except Tammy) everyone sounded great!

A special breakfast of cold pizza for Aaron (OK, it was left over from a meeting yesterday)

Fact or fiction time – and we’re 0 for 4! We’ll try again later…

“I’ve been thinking about food”

When you’re starving, sometimes you wanna sing about it.

Bridezilla time once again, a crazy story!

Lenny the intern still is heading to the super bowl, now he’s in New York. With no map.

Happy Birthday Aaron!




Today's Aaron's birthday, and our friend Rita from La Gatterie came in to bring this fantastic cake for him.



It's Lenny the interns birthday on Friday, so they made him this cool cake as well!

Tammy's lunchtime stand

So Tammy's looking for some eye-candy to have lunch with. We're inviting you guys to send in your pics to aaronandtasso@q92fm.com! What do you think of these guys so far???

Eye-Candy #1
Eye-Candy #2
Eye-Candy #3
Eye-Candy #4
Eye-Candy #5

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

“Mr. Patsikakis – you are guilty!”

A little discussion on jail time is started from the Norbourg scandal thingy

Would you go to jail for 50 million bucks??? Tasso may go to jail for stealing creamers

We talk weddings and how expensive they are, thanks to our bridezilla contest. Tasso refuses to pay for his daughters weddings by the way.

A bit of a news round-up from Aaron which opens up a discussion about laundry, apparently some guys get pretty stressed about it.

Fact or fiction – so tough. No winners!

Did you hear about the new Frank Sinatra stamp? It’s the basis for today’s top 4 list!

“Tony the Pony”

It’s Karla on the phone! She had a tough weekend with Renato watching Rambo all weekend.

Lenny is on the road to Arizona, he’s still in Plattsburgh doing some sightseeing for the time being. Hopefully he’ll make it by Sunday!

Monday, January 28, 2008

“Am I bothering you?”

What a weekend!

Suzanne spent it checking out universities with her daughters

Aaron got a call from the “alumni society” of his Alma matter, but they called him a little too late.

Tasso went skiing, but didn’t.

Aaron gives a little bit of a monologue – and some news!

The guys give a trip to Cuba to a lady who’s never been anywhere! She was thrilled, good times

Billy Joel tickets for his April 23rd show, we’ve got them all week! First pair went today, but you’ve still got 4 pairs for you.

We play the brand new Bryan Adams song – “I thought I’d seen everything” his new album comes out in March.

Fact or fiction time once again – we finally get a winner, and she asks if Tasso will go to the show with her.

“Rubber Maiden Voyager”

Günter the mechanic calls to tell us about his new venture; electric boats?!

Bridezilla time – another great story, and its still not too late to send yours in

Lenny the intern is on his way to the Super Bowl! Hope he makes it by Sunday…

See ya tomorrow!

Friday, January 25, 2008

Who is that man Smithers?

We get a call from a woman who’s moved to a small town in BC (Smithers) – she’s listening online at 2:40AM!

Aaron gives us a bit of a monologue and we’re off and running for a Friday.

Talking with Tammy – about her date etc. have you sent your picture in guys?

Some kids yes/no for a Friday – no winners though…

Still time to get your Bridezilla letters if you haven't yet. Today's is another classic. Of course it didn't happen to the author of the letter (sure, sure)

Can you imagine there's another Rambo opening tonight? Stallone is over 60. Hence the Top 4 list.

Bill Clinton calls in to defend himself over the falling asleep in church story – check out the video! He also plays us a new song

Have a great weekend!

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Hold me closer tiny scalpel

Rats in the hospitals? Not good says Aaron, Tasso isn’t so surprised.

Starbucks is considering making a one dollar cup of coffee, can you imagine? It’ll be smaller though; like a thimble.

Aaron has a weird story about somebody coming up to his car and asking for some food. What would you have done?

“paying it forward”

We congratulate our Michael Buble winner who’ll be meetin’ and greetin’ him soon!

Did you hear about the Premiere of Newfoundland? He got busted talking on the phone and it’s illegal, actually, he signed the bill.

Fact or fiction is tough today! I barely guessed any of them.

Winnie the PA called from the airport – she’s on her way to Cuba with some clients.

Bride-zilla time. The guys haven’t quite finished the theme yet, but at least the story was good!

Time for another “idle Chuck Norris thought” that guy is amazing.

A call from our buddy Renato – he’s got a few things on his mind!

Fact or fiction is way too hard, time for what's this!

Country music Thursday (already?) which leads us into a discussion on Aarons pronunciation of certain words like “natural” and “singing” it’s kinda odd, don’t you think?

See ya later!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Waa!

We’re starting off with an introduction of the staff, and talk about that new toilet built for two

Aaron launches into a bit of a monologue about personalities, beer, and colds (waa)

We kick off our Michael Buble auction nice and early; all the money goes to a good cause, www.generationsfoundation.com so I hope you’re bidding!

Aaron tells us about Celine Dion’s demands when she comes to town, which prompted her to call of course; she listens pretty early!

Aaron talks about a great website for Hall and Oates fans www.livefromdarylshouse.com

Fact or fiction time once again – and we finally got a winner!

“Yoga mat for Max”

Winnie calls with some strange happenings at Aarons place, and some news about Tasso’s dog.

Bride-zilla is off and running with a pretty wild story, have you sent yours in???

Tammy is still looking for a “lunch-time stand” have you sent in your pic gentlemen?

Daryl and Daryl call for the Buble auction, but they don’t quite get the concept

Hey Tammy got flowers!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Cake anyone?

Aaron kicks it off with a Tuesday morning monologue…

We have a what’s this question that makes everybody talk about their colds/flu’s and the fact that they won’t go away.

Aaron mentions that today is Linda Blair’s birthday. She played the possessed little girl in the film “The Exorcist” (scary!)

We play “Clone depot” spot, where you can buy a copy of - you!

Do you turn off your car when you fill up? Aaron is wondering if there's a real reason to turn off your engine or not (better safe than sorry, right?)

The guys talk about having dinner with friends etc. which prompts Tammy to mention that she wants to meet a guy; so we're doing it on air! Send you're pics and I'll post em here. There was a Tammy song as well of course (naturally)

“can I get her blood work?”

Insurance guy John NeGrow called as her first potential suitor (no thanks)

A little Fact or fiction for a Tuesday

Aaron's ex-mechanic Gunther calls from the carshow to tell us more about electric cars.

Winnie the PA calls, she's cleaning out Aaron's fridge and has a few questions.

See ya tomorrow!

Monday, January 21, 2008

Electricity is in the air

Some football talk to warm up a freezing Monday – everybody watched the big game yesterday; OK except for Tasso, and except for me.

Aaron does another one of his monologues and wraps up some of the big stories of the week.

Aaron bought some terrible tasting cough syrup, which led Tasso to remark that a lot of grocery stores now stock more other stuff than groceries.

We get to hear a Lindsay Lohan parody about her new job in the morgue (it’s true!)

Daryl and Daryl call cuz they really want Spice Girl tickets. They don’t really understand the way it works though. Leo’s gonna have to explain it.

We call out Cuba trip winner and she’s totally caught off guard – but she’s on her way!

Aaron points out an important day in history.

Time for some fact or fiction – are you liking this game???

The mayor calls to let us know he’s stepping down – or is he? Aaron cheers him up, and he’s back baby!

You know, Aaron really has no problem with his female side, his emotions, facials, skin creams. Leo even points out that his mascara is running. We need a webcam.

Gunther the mechanic calls in from the Auto Show to tell us about his new venture – electric cars. Some of them are designed by “Eveready Bauer” (get it?)

Winnie calls to remind Aaron that his “financial advisor” wants to know what he wants him to do about the 20 bucks he “invested” in the football game. She also lets him know that his TV is missing.

See ya later!

Friday, January 18, 2008

Friday morning, more snow ??!

We start off with a little talk about the Fete des neiges being cancelled (sucks)

Did you hear that the Casino is adding Texas hold ‘em poker, the only thing is you’ll be playing with a computer – which is kinda lame…

Aaron brings up that a company claims to have made a clone! There’s of course a song to go with the story.

Santana give aways all day today! We call our first winner, who’s not home, but we spoke to her daughter, and THEN she called, she was on her way to work.

Listener email time – it’s about Suzanne and her “procedure”. Tasso is still not convinced.

Aaron plays some “Celebrity Apprentice” clips with Gene Simmons – is anybody still watching this show?

Did you head that Mac users have a sense of superiority? Doesn’t surprise me, they think they’re so cool with their black mock-neck shirts and their wire-rim glasses…

Daryl and Daryl call up for some Santana tickets, they don’t really understand the whole Q-rewards thing…

Mom called about the fact that Aaron bounced a 40-dollar cheque and she wound up in jail.

Winnie called to tell the guys about their weekend plans…

See ya next week!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Today is Thursday. It's cold

Aaron sounding better all the time, and we're all here - again!

“bora bora”

There's a discussion of Eddie Murphy and his marriage that only lasted 2 weeks. He got married in Bora Bora, and everybody talks about some of their favorite locales with weird names.

Tasso blasts Aaron for complaining about the weather since it's gonna get cold next week. Maybe he's right?

“Epiglottis”

We play a round of Fact or fiction and our winner correctly states that all of the taste buds are NOT on the tongue, some are on the "epiglottis". Here's what that is:

The epiglottis is a lid-like flap of elastic cartilage tissue covered with a mucus membrane, attached to the root of the tongue. It projects obliquely upwards behind the tongue and the hyoid bone.

Ex PM Jean Chretien calls upset about the fact that the guys forgot his birthday last week (oops)

Mo gets on and talks about how mean she thinks American idol has become (are you still watching?)We play a few clips too

This John Negrow calls to sell insurance to Aaron.

Did you hear about the worlds first Siamese Twins who died on this date?

Country song Thursday

Winnie has some info for Aaron, and she needs some tickets for one of her other clients, the nerve!

See ya!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Guess who's back!

Tasso’s back! He’s still a little under the weather, but he’s here nonetheless.

Suzanne’s back as well, better than ever!

A little American Idol talk and some clips as well, did you watch? It’s starting to look a little tired don’t ya think? Maybe we’ve just seen too much.

Aaron plays us a Lotto ad from the US that features a woman hitting a mailman over the head cuz he won $200,000 on a scratch ticket she gave him

Tasso gets to hear his song from yesterday – he thought it was a little harsh (but he did watch Days of our Lives yesterday)

We continue the Top 4 cannibal songs list from a few days ago, still funny!

Even though Aaron’s feeling sick, he went to the gym for the first time in two weeks. Tasso would love to go skiing, but he’s not quite ready yet

We interview Janet Logh – from a group called “team in training” check them out!
www.teamintraining.org
514.875.1000

Winnie’s on the phone, and she went out to pick up some homeopathic cures for Aaron – she’s got some advice for him too. She ALSO outs Tasso, he was busy on his days off…

Our new game Fact or fiction now has a theme song!

Did you know carrots are now even better for you than before? Aaron tells us the “facts”

See ya!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Waking up with...Um, just Aaron

No Tasso day two, Aaron's still feeling kinda under the weather, but what can you do?

He stars off with a monologue instead the usual roundtable discussion.

We got a bunch of calls from Tasso who felt at least well enough to pick up the phone.

We play a Tasso song that Aaron would like to state he had absolutely nothing to do with the creation of.

We play a new game called "fact or fiction" that's a bit tough, but fun! (no theme yet)

Our friend Karla calls to comment on the story about the lack of bilingualism. in the Montreal job market.

Suzanne was off getting a colonoscopy today, and we listened in, as well as playing a song we did the last time she had one.

We close off with a Colby Callait/Fiest mash-up that Leo put together, good stuff!

See ya later...

Misheard Lyrics: CCR As You've Never Heard Before

video

Monday, January 14, 2008

No Tasso

Another fine Monday morning with Aaron, hey? Where's Tasso? Aaron's still sick, and now Tasso is down as well. Hope he gets better soon.

A little talk about smaller classes helping kids keep from getting expelled; even Pre-K!

Aaron tells us a story about a priest who got stopped at the airport with 7 pounds of cocaine under his robes...

Looking for a job? Did you know life coaches can make up to 80 grand a year?

Divorce after the holidays is becoming more and more common. Aaron reads us a story that explains more

Lotto tickets now have to be signed before you claim your winnings; keep that in mind before you buy a ticket with somebody at work

There's a new virtual school online - better than actually having to go I guess...
www.learnquebec.ca/en

Winnie called to let Aaron know that she got all the supplies h wanted for his cold. She also wanted to let him know he's being a big baby.

See ya tomorrow!

Friday, January 11, 2008

Almost made it

We start off day 5 of Aarons' sickness – he even tried those special suppositories that are supposed to help you get your voice back. They don't work.

We talk about an expensive hockey player who signed a 13-year deal for over 100 million dollars. Not bad, how much are the tickets again?

Speaking of which, Tasso watched a game last night?! That might be a first!

Did you hear about the Facebook group all about Tim Horton's and the so-called "rules of ordering”? It's as if they want us to work there as well. Perpetually befuddled old lady Ida calls to comment on it, she remembers the old days...

It's the anniversary of Michael Jackson's Thriller album, and Aaron plays a clip of the video - and everybody dances...

Winnie the PA called to correct a little mistake she made in picking up a few things for the guys...

Our buddies Daryl and Daryl call up to beg for Mama Mia tickets (again) but they couldn't answer the trivia question.

Some country-bumpkin calls to complain about the fact that we didn't play a country song yesterday, so we play one today (much to my chagrin)

See ya next week!

Thursday, January 10, 2008

(No) Country music Thursday

Aaron's still pretty sick, it's nearly been a week

“smell mobility”

There's a story about a kid who discovered he's allergic to the Nickel found in his cell phone. He broke out in a rash until he got a different one.

Hydro still has bunch of customers without power and Suzanne tells us how the system tries to reboot itself 3 times before your lights stay off for good.

"How would you play that exactly?"
Is American idol dying? We mentioned yesterday that Ruben and Taylor Hicks have both lost their record deals, and today Aaron tell us that the same is true for Katherine McPhee. We discuss how this year contestants are allowed to bring instruments and Tasso says his would be a pogo stick...

Tasso’s dog has problems – for one, he gets really cold, so they bought him a jacket!

“FW:hilarious!”
Mo tells us about her mom being not too tech savvy, and we talk about relatives who like to forward junk mail to everybody

Winnie the PA calls with a couple of health tips for Aaron, and plans to clean Tasso's dogs coat.

Sam Ting calls to say, um, I’m not sure. Happy New Year for one thing, and that he saw Ben Mulroney at "Holy Chow" the other night.

Mayor Tremblay explains why he shot down the new tax for the island of Montreal

“future shock”
Special tasers are on sale for ladies and everybody riffs on where they might be available

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Still sick Wednesday

Aarons still a little under the weather and wondering if Tasso and Suzanne will do their best to help him out today. Of course they will, but he might regret it later.

Montreal cab driver Elias checks in to say happy new year. He also happened to see Ben Mulroney in a restaurant...Proposing!

Tasso mentions that he hates what’s been done to his pic on the website. What do you think? (on the AT&S page)

Listener email time, and today we go through a bunch of them. Send yours in and we'll do our best to answer!

The guys personal assistant Winnie calls in for the first time this year and it sounds like she has a whole new attitude! Aaron's happy about it, Tasso not so much. How about you?

We have this "sos ticket" guy on the air talking about his new (legal) service for avoiding speed traps. It sounds like it could be good, but the police aren't too happy.

Our pal Renato calls with an interesting story about New Years.

"Feels like pudding"

Aaron is working on his new years resolution of attaining a “rock hard ass” and he asks Tasso to do some preliminary testing on it.

See ya later!

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Two links

Global warming:
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2008/01/01/nyt-takes-al-gore-climate-alarmists-happy-new-year


American Gladiators:
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/10958

Tuesday

We start off with a little talk about the revised American Gladiators show, did you watch?

Suzanne can't believe how much afternoon TV the guys watch when she has no time for Oprah or Dr. Phil

Aaron brings up that Starbucks and MacDonald's are in a bit of a coffee war. Suzanne actually like Starbucks, the plain stuff anyway.

"Andy" calls in to request a song from for the "Pupini Sisters" - the guy sounds pretty broken up

What do you think about global warming? First off we play our “summer in the winter" song, from this time last year.

There's also a link to an interesting article above.

Aaron's Aunt Marlene went to Vegas for New Year's with her boyfriend Gorani. The funny thing is, she saw Ben Mulroney in town this past week at Snowdon Deli, and he was proposing to his girlfriend. Again.

Elvis calls on what would be his birthday and requests the famous clip of himself laughing during a concert.

Lenny the intern is learning a 4th language – Scottish! (Don't ask) so far so-so

“cheapskate”

Everybody's fav Bunga calls in and he also saw Ben...In Africa! Proposing! Man, you can't make this stuff up...

Monday, January 7, 2008

We're back!

First day back and everybody is well rested and relaxed. That should last at least until Wednesday.

The guys discuss some Christmas presents they received and what they did.

Where were you when the ice storm hit?

We reminisce about it and play our "Ice storm baby" parody.

Somehow Aaron managed to get himself a Wii on vacation - some guys have all the luck.

Stay tuned all week for more fun...

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Willy Nilly with "Hey There Jemima"

Saturday, January 5, 2008

How's your New Years' resolution holding up?