"Anybody here from out of town?"

A little tennis talk to start the day. Have you watched? Aaron rarely does, but yesterday he enjoyed the emotion of an incredible match. Tasso thinks john McEnroe needs Paxil (don’t ask)

Another listener request, this one’s actually for Coldplay tickets. So Aaron plays Jimmy Buffet. What's not to get?

“Anybody here from out of town?”

AML has a Historical Cruise this year, and Aaron suggested that maybe a “hysterical cruise” might have been more fun. “

Tammy Moyer had her baby last nigh, a month early. Everybody’s doing fine. Congrats!

Top 4 time: George Bush “positive things” he’s done in office (I know what you’re thinking; “there’s 4!”)

Another “cell phone criminal” calls in to tell us he’s a juggler who refuses to get a hands-free. Wouldn’t that make juggling easier?

Our buddy Bunga calls! I don’t know how this came about, but somehow he’s planning on taking a Canadian citizenship test. He really knows his stuff though.

Email joke time, thanks Phillip!
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it” he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without." Send extra sauce.
Aaron has no teaspoons in his house. Isn’t that odd? He’s got butterknives, chopsticks, you name it. Maybe somebody stole them??? Uh oh. Just got a call from a woman who he used to live with. She took his spoons. So did Winnie.
We played our new version of Leona Lewis’ “bleeding love” it’s called “bleeding gums” thanks Lissa V!
A trivia question for you. What’s the significance of this Katy Perry song; “I kissed a girl”?
It’s the 1000th #1 single in Billboard history.