"Any birds or plants?"

Some jazz fest talk to start, Aretha tonight, Steely Dan last night was fantastic!

“Kung Fu Choirboys”

Aaron tells about a church that was robbed yesterday, and that inspires Tasso to come up with a movie idea.

Tasso doesn’t want Aaron to sing, ever. So he was happy that he didn’t sing along to Uncle Kracker and “follow me”

Are your kids looking for a summer job? Aaron tells about a website designed to help: www.myfirstpaycheck.com

Joke time!

Did you know you’re not supposed to talk on your phone anymore as you're driving? It’s the law now. “Andy” called from his car and said there’s no way the cops are gonna stop him from doing it since he needs his phone for work. He’s a librarian.

Drum intro time and it’s guessed by Maria in no time – Debbie Boone’s “you light up my life” ugh.

“Cindy Crawford” calls for Aaron. She had a “really great” time, on their “date” yeah, right.

Email joke time, from Helene:
A good family is most concerned that their 30 year old son is unmarried. So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife.

The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law. They give him a long shopping list of requirements.
The marriage broker takes a long time looking and finally asks to visit the family again. He then tells them of a wonderful woman he has found.
He says she's just the right age for the son... she keeps a clean home...she regularly attends church...
she is a wonderful cook...she loves children and wants a large family. And, to crown it all off, she's gorgeous.

After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.

But the son pauses and asks: "Is she also good in bed?"

The marriage broker answers, "some say yes...some say no."
Uh oh, coffee Steven Kaffa’s on the phone; he’s a little wound up about this Starbucks story. 600 stores!
We play back the “tape” from the arrival of Samuel de Champlain in Québec. Who knew they had tape back then?
See you tomorrow!