Livin' on a sprayer

Friday morning.

Our producer Ed Flintstone is back, he was sprayed by a skunk yesterday on his way in. supposedly he doesn’t stink anymore, OK, actually he does. A bit, OK, a lot.

The days are getting longer and Tasso warns Aaron not to mention it when the days start getting shorter.

Time for our first joke, from Brian:
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300," he asked. "Easy, Dad," little Johnny replied. "I earned it hiking." "Come on Johnny," the father said. "Tell me the truth." "That is the truth!" Johnny replied. "Every night you were gone, Mom's boss, Mr. Reynolds, would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!"

Warm and fuzzy hydro spokesman Yves Lumiere calls to tell us exactly why there’s still some power outages around.

Tasso does the top 4, and it’s the top 4 reasons you shouldn’t date Aaron!

DKD is here to promote the big show in Moncton for ALS.

Email joke once again, this time from Maria:
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish Mayfair building, when a young and beautiful women gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly," Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $250 a bottle. Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 a bottle. About three floors later the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says "Rapini 99 cents a pound". An oldie but a goodie.

We wrap up the auction and say goodbye until Monday...