"Who puts a fountain in their bathroom?"

Aaron had a strange thing happen yesterday. His electric toilet stopped working. Actually all of his stuff stopped working.

“Yesterday’s horoscopes”
Tasso tells everybody what should have happened yesterday. Aaron’s was right!

We play a request for a listener, the Zombies, she’s not there. Get your requests in!

Aaron’s facial was canceled yesterday in case you’re wondering.

Email joke (the first one) of the day!

We play a new version of the Get Smart theme, just voices, pretty cool.

Alphonso Gagliano called to tell us about his Eurocup party for Italy. It’s free for everybody! All you gotta do is know the password.

Aaron has a weird story about a kidnapping that happened in Italy. Suzanne says lock him up. Tasso says beat him with a stick. Aaron says nothing.

A guy named Steven Kaffa calls from some coffee association. That dude is wound UP!

Nikki Yanofsky comes in to have a chat, she’s really good, and she brought donuts!

Can you imagine we’re having a fashion discussion about jeans? Luckily its time for the email joke. From Claudia:
Little Johnny was filling in a hole in his backyard, when little Jenny peered over the fence and noticed what he was doing.

Knowing Little Johnny, yet still curious, Little Jenny hesitantly asked, "What are you up to there, Little Johnny?

"My goldfish died," Little Johnny replied, "and I've just buried him."

Little Jenny looked at the rather sizable hole little Johnny was filling, and asked, "Why such a big hole for a little goldfish, Johnny?"

Little Johnny solemnly patted down the last heap of earth before replying, "Because he's inside your cat."

Another drum intro – not so tough.

So Winnie’s hiding out in Aaron’s basement. She changed his alarm code and likes banana bread (you had to be there)